CHAPTER 8

Lake Havasau City and Mechanical Troubles


It was a very hot day when I set out and the sun was high
in the heavens.  I rode west on 'I.10' and followed the
big freeway through Tucson and then north through Phoenix.
I was riding though the Saguaro desert for the last time.
The giant cacti with their curved arms flashed by as I
rode the four lane freeway.  Last minute shopping had
delayed my departure and so I hurried to make up lost
time.  At Phoenix I stayed in the same motel that I had
stayed at previously on my journey north two weeks
earlier.  The next day I was up early and following 'I10'
out of Phoenix.  This time the big freeway took me due
west towards the Californian border.  Once again it was a
hot sunny day and I was riding through desert.  Eventually
I turned off the freeway and headed north on 'N95' until I
reached the Colorado River.  This marks the eastern border
of California with Arizona as it winds its way down from
the Grand Canyon in the north.  I followed the east bank
of the great river northward to Lake Havasau City.

In 1982, Lake Havasau City was only just over ten years
old.  It owed its existence to one structure alone, London
Bridge.  The bridge was purchased by the McCulloch Corp.
in 1968.  It was dismantled in London and rebuilt in the
desert and then part of the Colorado diverted under it.
The area became a popular tourist resort, with camping,
boating and swimming being the most prominent.  Although
the bridge was only built in England in 1831, it became
quite a hit with Americans who have no old buildings of
their own.  But it looked so clean and out of place there
against the desert background that I could not help thing
of the confusion it might bring to archaeologists of
future centuries trying to piece together our
civilisation.  I parked the bike and went to investigate.

The Americans had built a "mini London" next to the
bridge.  "Little London" as it was called contained one
London Taxi, one London bus (used as an ice cream kiosk),
one red pillar-box, one London Pub and countless souvenir
shops.  The bridge was built three feet too short so that
you could buy souvenir models of London Bridge made from
genuine London Bridge stone.  I walked around the area in
wonder.  It did not take long.  Then I climbed back aboard
the bike and rode across the bridge to the island created
by the diversion of the river.  There I found a campsite
and was told that, as I was riding a noisy motorbike, I
was only allowed to camp in the "primitive area" which had
no water supply.  The girl ranger was very apologetic.
However, I was allowed to use the washing facilities in
the posh area which was only five hundred yards away.  It
was only three dollars and for only one night, so I paid
up and pitched my tent hurriedly as it looked like it was
about to rain.  When I finished it was pitch dark.  I
walked back across the bridge to sample the food at the
"City of London" area.  Halfway across a thunder storm
broke and I was caught in a terrific downpour.  I could
not believe it.  Here I was on London bridge in the middle
of the desert and I get caught in the rain.  I felt
someone up there was playing a trick on me.  I reached the
pub and warmed myself up with a English fish and chips.
The only English beer they had was bottled Guinness and
Watney's Pale.  I spent the evening playing darts with a
travelling tool salesman from Phoenix.  He told me that
darts was becoming very popular in America and he admired
the British players.  His particular hero was Leighton
Rees.  He was very proficient and beat me every game we
played.  We were thrown out at midnight.  Fortunately it
had stopped raining and I made my way back across the
bridge to my tent, which to my surprise was still standing
and still dry.

The next morning I packed hurriedly as it looked like it
was going to thunder again,  However, the bike failed to
start.  The battery, that I had been told in Sierra Vista
was okay, had failed again.  I tied to bump-start it but
only succeeded in pushing it off the dirt road into the
desert where it overturned in a ditch.  Some of the "boys"
from the campsite helped me haul it out.  While I waited
for help one old timer explained to me the perils of
motorcycling in America.  Apparently after a disagreement
with a car driver, the driver had shot him through the car
door with a magnum 44 and then driven off leaving him
lying bleeding on the road.  He pulled up his shirt and
showed me his scar to prove it.  It was certainly horrible
but I was not sure I believed him and, anyway, I had other
things to worry about at that moment.

I managed to start the bike with the aid of borrowed jump
leads.  Then I rode across the bridge following directions
to the nearest motorcycle shop.  There I explained my
problem.  I did not know whether it was due to a dud
battery or some other electrical fault.  I was told to
push it around the back and they would have a look at it
but they promised me nothing as they were very busy.
Round the back I found two mechanics working on massive
1000cc Honda Goldwings.  The machines were incredible.
The front fairings were fitted with stereo speakers and CB
radio.  I found myself looking for the cigar lighter and
wondering what sort of people would ride these
monstrosities.  I was told to come back in an hour and
wandered off to a nearby restaurant, wondering if I was
going to spend the next few days here.  To cheer myself up
I ordered a massive breakfast and then walked slowly back
fearing the worst.  To my delight I arrived to be told
that it was indeed the battery and a new battery had
already been fitted.  The old culprit was held up for my
inspection and its defects pointed out.  One of the
mechanics asked me if I had ever heard of a British singer
called Kate Bush.  An English friend had sent him her fist
LP.  Apparently she was unheard of in Arizona which I
found rather surprising as I had thought that, in the land
where Country and Western was king, all that high pitch
wailing would have gone down well.  The battery cost me
forty dollars but it was worth it as the bike roared into
life as soon as I touched the self starter.

Soon I was on the road again.  I followed the Colorado
north and then crossed the river into Nevada.  Once again
I was in desert, the Nevada desert, and I followed 'Route
98' north to Las Vegas.



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