AMERICAN ROAD

CHAPTER 1

Los Angeles, Hollywood and Californian Beaches


On Sunday 10th October 1982 a Jumbo Jet left Heathrow
Airport for Los Angeles, California with me on board.  The
flight took eleven hours even though my ticket stated my
departure time as 11 am and my arrival as 2 pm. that same
day.  Unaccustomed as I was to such journeys, and because
of the excitement of the trip ahead, I got no sleep during
the flight.  When the plane landed I battled my way
through customs and the crowded departure lounge with my
heavy baggage to the pavement outside.  There I stood in
the blazing hot sun amongst my cases and waited to be
mugged or, failing that, the man who was going to rent me
the motorcycle.

As I waited I was amazed at the multitude that swarmed by,
both as pedestrians and in their large flashy motorcars,
and this was still Sunday, or so my airline ticket stated.
Most of the throng seemed to be of Chinese or Spanish
origin.  Eventually a voice said, "You Keith?"  I turned
and beheld a man in his mid-forties.  He had long blond
hair and a drooping moustache and was dressed in faded
blue tee-shirt and jeans.  "I'm Lynn Swann, " he said.
This was the Lynn J Swann, who's advertisement in a
motorcycling magazine I had answered and who I was hoping
to rent the motorcycle from.  He had picked me out in the
throng as I was the only one to be carrying a bulky
leather jacket in all that heat.  He led me to his car and
I was introduced to Dad.  Dad was a short rotund man in
his late sixties or early seventies.  He also wore blue
jeans but with a checked shirt and spoke exactly like John
Wayne.  We climbed in the car, a Honda, with Lynn in the
driving seat, me beside him and Dad in the back.

After we had pulled out into the busy stream of traffic
and joined the freeway, Lynn suggested that, as it was
only just after two, I might like to take in a drive round
Hollywood.  I readily agreed and we took in Beverly Hills
and the San Fernando Valley.  Part of the arrangement was
that I was to spend the night at his home but as we still
had a lot of time in hand, Lynn suggested that I might
like also to take in a trip around Universal Studios.
Again I agreed and we took in a guided tour which took the
three of us through film sets and special effects studios.
Every now and then the guide would asked for volunteers to
act out various special effects such as those used in the
Superman films and I was amazed at the way the Americans
clamoured to take part.  The whole trip took about four
hours.  When it was over Lynne and Dad took me to a
restaurant for a meal.  Lynn explained that the day before
his son had got married and that, as he had taken time off
from his main job, he had to leave for work early the next
morning.  He would have no time to go over the bike with
me so everything had to be sorted out that evening.  We
finally got to his house about 11 pm that night.  By this
time I was pretty tired.  I had given up trying to work
out how many hours I had gone without sleep.  All I knew
was that I had got up about 7 am England time and could
not remember closing my eyes for one moment since then.
Lynn apologised again and said that he also needed to see
if I could ride the motorbike.

The bike was a 750cc four cylinder Honda.  However, it
differed from English models in that the handle bars were
more curved and the saddle and riding position more
upright.  Also there was an additional forward pair of
footrests so that the rider could lean back and put his
feat up while cruising the freeway.  The Swanns lived in a
quiet suburb of LA. and the house was situated along a
dirt track off the main road.  Thus it was nearly midnight
and pitch dark when I climbed aboard the alien machine and
set off up the track.  I was very tired and determined not
to go very far.  But, of course, I got lost when I left
the track for the road.  At one point I mistook some one's
driveway for the dirt track and was confronted by a
swimming pool and a very large man in a dressing gown.  At
first I thought I should apologise but discretion took the
better part of valour and I turned the motorcycle round
and headed back the way I came.  I did eventually manage
to find my way back to the Swann house and, in the early
hours of Monday morning, I climbed gratefully into bed.

Much to my surprise, I awoke the next morning at about
seven o'clock and was immediately wide awake.  Thus I was
able to see Lynne briefly before he left for work and
begin loading my baggage aboard the motorcycle.  Then at
about nine o'clock I set out on the first stage of my
voyage.

I had resolved to leave Los Angeles as soon as possible
and so, by following the road map Lynn had provided, I
made my way to the nearest freeway heading south-west
towards the coast.  I did not wish to travel very far on
my first day, particularly because of the exhausting time
I had had the day before., so when I reached the coast I
turned south and, with the Pacific Ocean on my right,
began looking for somewhere to stay.  Amongst the luggage
I had brought from England was a small tent and a sleeping
bag.  Thus, when after several miles I found a state
campsite by the sea, I stopped and pitched my tent.

I spent the next two days sunning myself on the beach and
watching the surfing.  I also saw some of the most
beautiful sunsets I had ever seen in my life.  After the
sun went down over the sea, the sky reddened so much so
that it seemed it was on fire.  Later I move further down
the coast and found another campsite nearer San Diego.
From there I visited Marine Land, which is in San Diego's
Mission Park, a large recreational area.  I spent an
enjoyable day watching performing dolphins and killer
whales, although I did not wholly approve of the "showbiz"
techniques of their trainers.

The next day I packed up my tent and headed further south
passing through San Diego.  Then I turned left and rode
east across the desert towards Arizona and the Wild West.




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